Introducing the “Corno Ultimo” Quintuple Horn

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small hornThe latest innovation in French horn technology.

Triple horn?!

Bah — those are for wussies.

It was only a matter of time before horn players realized the need for the next generation in ultimate horn design. The heavy demands and pressures of the solo, band and orchestral professions has lead Horndog Enterprises to forge a new, innovative path.

Horndog Enterprises — in cooperation with several prominent symphony and solo horn players — and professional weight lifters from the World Wrestling Federation — announces a new and exclusive French horn for the ultimate musical experience.

Combining the piccolo B-flat, high F, B-flat, F and B-flat basso horns, it has been dubbed the Corno Ultimo. It is the finest, most ultimate and most awesome creation in all of horn history.

The Corno Ultimo features a PERFECTLY in-tune and even scale, and is guaranteed 100% clam-free or your money back.

Included with each order is a special holding device — FREE of charge — to facilitate performing on the instrument with relative ease and maximum comfort.

Order yours today!

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