Monster Mash Wednesday

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The truth that Hollywood tried to hide!

Today’s monster horn player had to overcome both physical and mental setbacks, most notably a lower jaw overbite and a general tendency to blast uncontrollably at some evening concerts.

Artistic conflicts in the Monster Philharmonic are no different than in any other workplace. Sometimes the players have disagreements.

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“The principal horn Frank doesn’t like like the kind of horn I play on,” remarks today’s monster, “but I think it fits in just fine. Frank sounds really good up close but, his tone really doesn’t project like mine.”

Asked about his overbite he says, “I use a specialized mouthpiece with a concave lower rim. It adapts better to my teeth.”

“It really comes in handy those few times a month when I really need it.”