You want me to stop missing notes? I need a new mouthpiece
I’ve been feeling down about the election and need a new mouthpiece to cheer me up, #moremouthpieces #nevertoomanymouthpieces
The plating is wearing off my XXXX! You want me to get an allergy? I need a new mouthpiece
I am developing a metal allergy! I need a new mouthpiece
I discovered that I need a European shank mouthpiece for my horn. Also, it will help me stop missing notes. I need a new one
There are amazing deals on mouthpieces for black Friday! I’ll be saving money in the long term if I buy one now
Mouthpieces are the best investment, they are doing better than latinum! They are my retirement plan. I need more. We all need more
My tone is too dark! I need a new mouthpiece
My tone is too bright! I need a new mouthpiece
My tone is too diffuse! I need a new mouthpiece
My tone is too focused! I need a new mouthpiece
I hate my sound! I need a new mouthpiece
How do you feel about innovation? There are some amazing, innovative things going on in mouthpieces –stainless steel, lots of new designs– I want to support this innovation that is changing lives!
My low range is not speaking well! I need a new mouthpiece, low horn is the key to all happiness, or do you just want horn players to feel depressed?
How do you feel about supporting the arts, and small businesses in the arts? One great thing we all could do would be to buy more mouthpieces
I can’t hit high notes! I really need a new horn, but a mouthpiece would be cheaper
I need to try a XXX super rim to improve my endurance! And it will help me stop missing notes, do you like hearing me miss notes? Don’t you like music?
Why no, I don’t have too many mouthpieces, you should see how many my teacher/colleague/friend has! Honestly, they need an intervention, but I know when to stop before things get out of control, I’m not there yet
Oh, and I need a quad mouthpiece case to carry mouthpieces in my horn case