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Humor: On the Dynamic between a Conductor and Horn Player

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Bruce Hembd
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Jan 21, 2013
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Our dubious colleague Mr. Archibald Noodlefish* returns for further commentary, sharing his odd take on a well-known quote from Sir Simon Rattle about orchestral horn players.

Archibald Noodlefish Horn Matters
Never eyeball a horn player. hey’re stuntmen. You don’t eyeball stuntmen just before they’re about to go near deathArchibald Noodlefish Horn Matters
*Mr. Noodlefish performs exclusively on the quintuple Corno Ultimo.

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