Random Monday: Funnel cakes, turkey horns and extreme unfairness


gkhan1 225x300 Random Monday: Funnel cakes, turkey horns and extreme unfairness

  • Lost in translation
    Miss Mussel points out a new translation for bells up. A muting notation that is a personal peeve of mine is mutes on and mutes off, as if mutes were powered by electricity. (?)
  • That lip tingle
    Julia Rose writes about a phenomena that I have experienced myself. It is generally a positive indicator that something good is happening. Caution however if that tingle turns to a hard sizzle – it may be time to quit for a while.
  • Herr Richard likes the ladies
    Another one from Miss Mussel – this time on Wagner tuben.

So here’s a good one: Richard Wagner goes to Paris in 1853 to visit saxomaphone creator Adolphe Sax. Why? Because he was working on the Ring Cycle and was searching for something (according to Wikipedia, at least) “that could intone the Valhalla motif somberly like a trombone but with a less incisive tone like that of a horn.”

  • When things go horribly wrong
    In Richardson Texas, the orchestra management just decided out-of-the-blue to no longer honor its contract or acknowledge the musicians union. This move has landed them on the AFM International Unfair List. Some are calling this a “showdown” when the reality is that is is nothing less than a hostile takeover – plain and simple.

    It all looks very petty (and even perhaps spiteful) on this end, given too the bizarre rehearsal incident — a major Maestro meltdown –  caught on tape and posted on the Interwebs.

    Drew McManus is keeping track here.

BRUCE HEMBD is a web marketing developer by day who plays French horn professionally at night.» More information about Bruce Hembd » More articles by Bruce Hembd » Contact

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