May 5, 2010 by Bruce Hembd
Archived under: Conductors, Humor, Narcissism & negativity | Orchestra
What is the difference between an orchestra and a bull?
A twist on an old joke. Wait for the final punch.
WARNING: PG-13 rating for brief cartoon female nudity. I blame it on crazed groupies that hang out with sketchy double-bass players.
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