May 13, 2009 by Bruce Hembd

Archived under: Conductors, Humor

What a Conductor Does


A classic bit of hilarity from the Clown Prince of Denmark.

I nearly spewed coffee out my nose while watching this video of Victor Borge in his early days. There are so many rapid-fire puns and double-entendres that I had to watch it 2-3 times to get them all. The comment sections at YouTube revealed a few more that I missed.

This is stuff made of absolute genius.

And… did he say “horse trumpet” or something else?

For the uninitiated, Victor Borge was a Danish-born musician, comedian and entertainer who fled the Nazi invasions and came to America in 1940.

He made his living poking fun at classical music and is probably best known for his articulate skit on punctuation.

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What a Conductor Does
Published on May 13, 2009 by Bruce Hembd

Archived under: Conductors, Humor
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