July 23, 2008 by Bruce Hembd

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Parody: Beadle the Hutt in Columbus


A Gloating Intergalactic Criminal

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hutt1234b2 235x300 Parody: Beadle the Hutt in ColumbusA hefty creature, Beadle the Hutt resembles a slithering, worm-like slug, with a legless, tapered body coated in slime. A wide, drooling toothless grin splits his face, and two yellow-red reptilian eyes stare covetously from his immense head.

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Beadle the Hutt surrounds himself with the shiftless dregs of high society, ensuring his protection with a screen of henchmen and hired guns.

His depravity is legendary. He keeps himself entertained by torturing and humiliating his subjects. When fickle, the Hutt will even send his prize possessions to a ghastly end.

For example, the entire Columbus Symphony Orchestra was fed to the terrible rancor monster living beneath his throne room when it failed to amuse him…

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Satire and parody, loosely adapted from:

http://www.starwars.com/databank/character/jabbathehutt

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Parody: Beadle the Hutt in Columbus
Published on July 23, 2008 by Bruce Hembd

Archived under: Humor, Narcissism & negativity   |   Photoshop
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